نكت اجنبيه

موضوع: نكت اجنبيه الثلاثاء ديسمبر 21, 2010 10:12 am

There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.

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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”

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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.

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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
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Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.

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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

And decrease sorrows like clothes of Hayfa Wehbe

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she

is half mad

ههههههههههههه بس وين الترجمه
مافهمت شي

ههههههههه

بس عن جد مافهمت منها شيء

موضوع: رد: نكت اجنبيه الأحد ديسمبر 26, 2010 10:35 am

ايه متعودين ع الترجمه مافي ترجمه ابتسامه

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